Sunday, February 2, 2014

Silly Sunday

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I love this one. Yes, blondes are way smarter than we give them credit for. I've known a lot of dumb lawyers too.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ♥♥♥

  2. OK, I'm going to steal that one.

  3. LOL I'm itching after that one :-)

    Have a clawtastic week :-)

  4. Ha! Good one Lucky Lady! Believe I've heard this one before, but always funny anyway! :)

  5. hahahahah serves him right- smart blonde!