Monday, September 30, 2013

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Silly Sunday

Why Old People Don't Get Hired

Job Interview:
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a shi*t what you think."

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Morning Delight

Across the road on the ditch bank this morning.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Silly Sunday

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could put one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Silly Sunday

The preacher was taking a bike one morning and saw this boy polishing up a lawn mower. He stopped and ask the boy what he was doing. He said that he was getting his lawn mower for sale or he would trade it for a bike.

The preacher said young man I will just trade with you. So the preacher pushed the mower to his house and the boy started riding his new bike.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The Tree

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start.