Friday, December 27, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Monday, December 16, 2013

Awww Mondays

Do you see what I see?

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Silly Sunday

Remember the person setting the table is a 4 yr old. They tend to be very literal.

THE GOOD NAPKINS This is too good to not share. I think we are the last generation to know what 'napkins' are.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Beautiful Tree

Daughter visiting New York again.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Silly Sunday

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

Silly Sunday

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Silly Willy Tuesday

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'

Monday, December 2, 2013

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Daughters Tree

She always does a good job!

Friday, November 29, 2013

Feline Friday

Too much Thanksgiving.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving

To all of you out there in computer land.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Wordless Wednesday

Neighbors chicken laid this egg.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Silly Sunday

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

Monday, November 18, 2013

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Silly Sunday

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest asked.

They say, “Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”

Monday, November 11, 2013

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Silly Sunday

Two Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Long Reach

What is up there, maybe I can see if I stretch.

Friday, November 8, 2013

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Silly Sunday

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Silly Sunday

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wall-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Rainbow

We were driving into town, the north wind was blowing about 35 miles per hour but up in the hills was this beautiful rainbow.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Monday, October 7, 2013

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Friday, October 4, 2013

Feline Friday

What is so important on that thingy?

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Monday, September 30, 2013

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Silly Sunday

Why Old People Don't Get Hired

Job Interview:
Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a shi*t what you think."

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Morning Delight

Across the road on the ditch bank this morning.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Silly Sunday

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could put one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Silly Sunday

The preacher was taking a bike one morning and saw this boy polishing up a lawn mower. He stopped and ask the boy what he was doing. He said that he was getting his lawn mower for sale or he would trade it for a bike.

The preacher said young man I will just trade with you. So the preacher pushed the mower to his house and the boy started riding his new bike.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The Tree

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill quit and his ancient one ton truck refused to start.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Monday, August 26, 2013

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Silly Sunday

A man bought a new refrigerator and brought it into his house. To get rid of the old one, he put it in the front yard with a sign, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

After 3 days and no one takes it, so he changes the sign to read," Fridge for sale $50".

That night someone stole it.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Stiletto Jungle

My daughters niece made a special cake for her birthday, Stephanie's' blog is the Stiletto Jungle, Laura Powell made the cake.

Favorite Spot

Under the table

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Monday, August 19, 2013

Monday, August 5, 2013

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Yummy

That was good!

Friday, July 19, 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Yummy Thursday

Forgot Wordless Wednesday but how about Yummy Thursday.

Monday, July 15, 2013

Friday, July 12, 2013

Monday, July 8, 2013

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Poor Baby

I don't think he feels well, it is just so hot.