Two Irish Nuns > Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic > light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up > alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody > penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. The Mother > Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think > they know who we are - show them your cross." So Sister > Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off > ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip > yer balls off!" Sister Immaculata looks back at the > Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"