Don't forget October Is breast cancer awareness. I have had it twice and now my daughter is going through chemo and then surgery, It is very important that you get checked and check yourself. We know it can happen to us, so many think nothing like this will happen to me and I hope it doesn't but please be aware
A Naked Woman gets into Taxi in NYC
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
A taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
Eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt
To start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong
With you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
Sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you
Tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
You're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what
Are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking
To myself, 'Vair in DA hell is dis lady keeping
De money to pay for dis ride?
That is what I named her because she really is a wild cat altho she was Babys cousin,her mom was crazy, you could not get around her, try to feed the babies she would hide them,once I found them in a rusted out old gas can,so mom and siblings are all gone but this one stayed around, she is around 8 years old, once she ran the dog out of his house and had babies in the dog house,fun to watch he "Leo" the big lab never got his house back until she was ready to leave it, they were best friends,so after that we finally caught her in a trap and her fixed,she comes every morning for food and hangs around if we are out sitting in the swing but that is it, Just a beautiful wildcat.